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Facebook Statuses 2012

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Raul Felix Standard 8

I use Facebook quite a bit and have always tried to make my statuses funny or offensive. Sometimes I succeed, other times I fail. Here are some of my favorites from 2012.
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~Raul Felix

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Raul Felix is a 39 year old Mexican-American from Huntington Beach, CA. He currently lives in Bath, ME. He served in the United States Army from 2005-2009. He writes about sex, dating, women, military life, manhood, Mexican-American culture, motorcycle travel, and anything else he damn well pleases. He currently works as an electrician and writes. He has been featured on Coffee or Die Magazine, Thought Catalog, Return Of Kings, Matador Network, and Ranger Up. He's on a quest to be one of the greatest writers of our era. You can reach him at raul.felix275(@)gmail.com

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