Facebook Statuses 2012 Posted on December 4, 2012 by Raul Felix Standard I use Facebook quite a bit and have always tried to make my statuses funny or offensive. Sometimes I succeed, other times I fail. Here are some of my favorites from 2012. ~Raul Felix Share this:TwitterFacebookRedditLike this:Like Loading... Related
I have one for you…. It’s not long before that overly happy fat bloke, tanked up on sherry, comes and empties his sack all over my room again…. I hate my Dad! Reply
I save that shit for Twitter. Unfortunately, I’m friends IRL with people with a low tolerance for my shit 🙂 Reply
Trust me, I’ve had plenty of friends and family members delete after statuses I’ve put up. Fuck them if they can’t take a joke. Reply
That’s an excellent way to go. I’m sick of Facebook though, I think it’s really over… nobody ever posts anything interesting. Reply
This is some pretty funny shit Felix.
I have one for you….
It’s not long before that overly happy fat bloke, tanked up on sherry, comes and empties his sack all over my room again….
I hate my Dad!
Incest jokes are funny. Good thing I’m a bastard child.
I save that shit for Twitter. Unfortunately, I’m friends IRL with people with a low tolerance for my shit 🙂
Trust me, I’ve had plenty of friends and family members delete after statuses I’ve put up. Fuck them if they can’t take a joke.
That’s an excellent way to go. I’m sick of Facebook though, I think it’s really over… nobody ever posts anything interesting.
You should add me then, I post interesting and inappropriate shit all the time.
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